*Cinderella dressed in yellow went upstairs to kiss a fellow made a mistake and kissed a snake how many doctors did it take? 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - etc. Our record is 69 doctors - set at the local playground in mid summer and not broken yet :o) #51Cinderella, dressed in green, Went upstairs to eat ice cream. How many spoonfuls did she eat? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in black, Went upstairs and sat on a tack. How many stitches did it take? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in yellow, Went upstairs to kiss her fellow. Made a mistake And kissed a snake Came downstairs With a bellyache. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in yellow, Went downtown to buy some mustard. On the way, her girdle busted. How many people were disgusted? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) *Cinderella, dressed in yellow Went to town to mail a letter On the way she met her fellow. How many kisses did she get? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in pink Washed the dished in the sink. How many dishes did she break? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in green Died last night at seven fifteen. How many cars came to her funeral? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in brown Went upstairs to make a gown How many stitches did she use? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) Cinderella, dressed in rose Went upstairs to powder her nose. How many boxes did she use? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) *Cobbler, cobbler Mend my shoe. Have it done By half past two. If half past two Is far too late, Have it done By half past eight. *Cold meat mutton pies. Tell me when your mother dies. I'll be there to bury her. Cold meat mutton pies. *Columbus went to sea, sea, sea. To see what he could see, see, see. But all that he could see, see, see Was the bottom on the sea, sea, sea. *Cross patch Draw the latch Sit by the fire and spin. Take your cup And drink it up And call your neighbors in. *Cross the river. Cross the lake. I hope {name} (* Names another jumper *) Makes a bad mistake. *Cups and saucers Plates and dishes. Your old man Wears dirty britches. *Dancing dolly has no cents She bought eggs for fifty nine cents. The eggs went bad Dolly went mad. One, two, three, ... (* Continues count until 59 *) *Dancing Dolly has no sense. Bought a fiddle for eighteen cents. But the only tune that she could play Was {name} get out of the donkey's way. (* Named jumper exits *) *Dennis the Menace had a squirt gun. He took it out and had some fun. He shot a man right in the boot. How many squirts did Dennis shoot? One, two, three, ... (* Continues count *) *Did you ever go a fishing On a sunny day? Sitting on a log. A log that rolled away. Put your hands in your pocket. Your pockets in your pants. Did you ever see a fish Do the hootchy kootchy dance? *Did you ever see a hearse go by? Then you will be the next to die. They wrap you up in a bloody sheet And throw you down about fifty feet. The worms crawl in. The worms crawl out. And that's what this story is all about. *Ding dong, time for school. Teacher's coming up the walk. Time for math, 4 plus 4 is 8. Time for spelling, cat C-A-T. Time for recess. *Doctor Brown, a very good man. Teaches children all he can. First to read then to write. Eevy ivy, you run out. (* Jumper exits *) *Doctor, Doctor, Can you tell What will make Poor {name} well? (* Names a girl *) She is sick And about to die, That will make Poor {name} cry. (* Names a boy *) When he comes All dressed in blue, That's a sign He'll marry you. *Dolly Dimple walks like this. (* Jumper mimes these actions *) Dolly Dimple talks like this. Dolly Dimple smiles like this. Dolly Dimple throws a kiss. *Don't leave the rope empty, Or you will suffer plenty. *Don't say 'ain't'. Your mother will faint. Your father will fall In a bucket of paint. Your sister will cry. Your brother will die. Your dog will call the FBI. *Don't worry If your job is small And your rewards are few. Just remember The mighty oak Was once a nut like you. *Donald Duck is a one-legged duck, (* Jump on 1 leg *) a one-legged duck, a one-legged duck. Donald Duck is a two-legged duck, (* Jump on 2 legs *) a two-legged duck, a two-legged duck. Donald Duck is a three-legged duck, (* Jump 2 legs, 1 hand to ground *) a three-legged duck, a three-legged duck. Donald Duck is a four-legged duck, (* Jump 2 legs, 2 hands to ground *) a four-legged duck, a four-legged duck. Donald Duck is a bow-legged duck, (* Jump bow legged *) a bow-legged duck, a bow-legged duck. Donald Duck is a pigeon-toed duck, (* Jump pigeon toed *) a pigeon-toed duck, a pigeon-toed duck. Donald Duck is a knock-kneed duck, (* Jump knock-kneed *) a knock-kneed duck, a knock-kneed duck. *Down by the river Where nobody goes Along came {name1} (* Names a girl *) Without any clothes. Along came {name2} (* Names a boy *) Swinging a chain. Down went the zipper And out it came. Six months swelling. Nine months later Out it came. A bald headed monster Swinging a chain. *Down in the desert Where purple grass dies, There sat a witch With yellow green eyes. *Down in the dungeon Seven feet deep, Adolph Hitler (* German dictator, circa 1942 *) Lies asleep. German boys They tickle his feet Down in the dungeon Seven feet deep. *Down in the jungle Where the bamboo grows A mouse stepped on An elephant's toes. The elephant said With tears in his eyes "Pick on someone Your own size." * Down in the meadow on a bright summer day, I saw a little mouse sneezing in the hay How many times did she sneeze? 1,2,3,4,5.... *Down in the valley where the green grass grows There sat (girl's name) as pretty as a rose She sang and she sang And she sang so sweet Along came a little boy and kissed her on the cheek! How many kisses Did she get? One, two, three, ... (* Continue counting *) *Down the Mississippi Where the steamboats go, Some go fast. Some go slow. Down the Mississippi Where the steamboats go PUSH. (* Jumper exits, new jumper enters *) *Dream lover, where are you? Upstairs on the toilet stool. What are doing way up there? Washing out my underwear. How did you get them so clean. With a bottle of listerine. *Dum dum dodo Catch me if you can. I can run faster Than {name} can. (* Names another jumper *) S-C-H-O-O-L spells 'school' so don't be late. (* Jumper runs figure 8 around ends *) (* with named jumper following. *) *Dutch cheese and sauerkraut O-U-T puts you out. (* Jumper must exit *) *DUTCH GIRL I'M A LITTLE DUTCH GIRL(I CHANGED GIRL TO CHILD) DRESSED IN BLUE; AND THESE ARE THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO; SALUTE TO THE CAPTAIN, BOW TO THE QUEEN, AND TURN MY BACK TO THE SUBMARINE. *Echad, shtayim, shalosh va-reva (* One, two three and a quarter. *) Yesh lanu morah la-teva (* We have a science teacher. *) Hi nas'a l've-er sheva (* She travelled to Beersheba. *) Echad, shtayim, shalosh va-reva. (* One, two, three and a quarter. *) *Eeper weeper, Chimney sweeper Had a wife, But couldn't keep her. Had another, Didn't love her. Up the chimney, He did shove her. *Eenie meenie miney moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollars make him pay Fifty dollars every day. *Engine, engine, number nine Going down Chicago line. If the train goes off the track Do you want your money back? *Engine, engine, number nine. Moving down Chicago line. How she's polished. How she shines. How many cars do you have? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) *Every morning at eight o'clock You all may hear the postman's knock. One, two, three, four. There goes {name} out the door. (* Named jumper exits *) *Everybody, everybody (* Turners sing this *) Come on in. The first one misses Takes my end. All in (* All jumpers should be in by now *) A bottle of gin. All out (* All jumpers exit *) A bottle of stout. (* If noone has missed, turners stay *) *Firecracker, firecracker, oh, oh, oh. Firecracker, firecracker, oh, oh, oh. Boys have got the muscles. Teachers got the brains. Girls have got the sexy legs, And we won the games. If you want to take motion, Take it slow. This is how the motion goes: Pepsicola, CocaCola, Royal Crown. You've got to hypnotize her. Boom dorizer, Knock 'em down. *Fireman, fireman Number eight Hit his head Against the gate. The gate flew in. The gate flew out. That's the way He put the fire out. *Five, ten, fifteen, twenty. Nobody leaves this rope empty. If they do, they shall suffer. Take an end and be a duffer. *Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy Was he? * Grace, Grace, dressed in lace, Went upstairs to powder her face. How many boxes did she use? 1,2,3,4,5.......