*I'm a Girl Guide Dressed in blue. These are the actions I must do Salute to the King And bow to the Queen And turn right round on a lump of string. *I'm a little Dutch girl, As pretty as can be, And all the boys on the baseball team Are crazy over me. They gave me all their apples. They gave me all their pears. They gave me fifty cents And kicked me down the stairs. My mother wanted peaches. My brother wanted pears. My father wanted fifty cents To fix the broken stairs. My boyfriend gave me peaches. My boyfriend gave me pears. My boyfriend gave me fifty cents To fix the broken stairs. My mother ate the peaches. My brother ate the pears. My father ate the fifty cents And fell right down the stairs. My mother gave me peaches. My father gave me pears. My boyfriend kissed me on the cheek And fell right down the stairs. I am a little Dutch girl As pretty as can be be be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me me me. *I'm a little hippy Dressed in blue Here are the things I like to do. Spit at the captain. Kick the queen. Burn my draft card For the US Marines. *I'm a little sailor girl Dressed in blue. These are the things I can do. Bow to the captain. (* Jumper bows *) Curtsey to the queen. (* Jumper curtseys *) Turn my back on (* Jumper turns around *) The dirty submarine. Not because its dirty. Not because its clean. Because its just a Dirty submarine. *I'm little jumping Joan When nobody is with me I'm always alone. *Ice cream soda, Delaware punch. Tell me the name Of my honey bunch. A, B, C, ... (* Continues alphabet *) (* Misses on initial of boyfriend *) *If you are getting old and out of shape, Remember the girdles are only $2.98. *In the dark, dark world There's a dark, dark country. In the dark, dark country There's a dark, dark wood. In the dark, dark wood There's a dark, dark house. In the dark, dark house There's a man trying to mend a fuse. *Ipsey pipsey, tell me true, Who shall I be married to? A, B, C, ... (* Continues alphabet *) *Johnny, Johnny: what's the price of geese? Johnny, Johnny: fifty cents apiece. Johnny, Johnny: that's too dear. Johnny, Johnny: get out of here. *Johnny over the ocean. Johnny over the sea. Johnny broke a bottle, And blamed it on me. I told Ma. Ma told Pa. Johnny got a whippin'. Ha ha ha. *Jump rope, jump rope Will I miss? Jump rope, jump rope Just watch this. (* Jumper jumps on the rope, stopping it *) *Kaiser Bill (* William II of Germany, circa 1915 *) Went up the hill To see if the war was over. General French Was in his trench And kicked him into Dover. *Kaiser Bill (* William II of Germany, circa 1915 *) Went up the hill To take a shot at France. Kaiser Bill Came down the hill With bullets in his pants. *Ladies and gentlemen Children too, This young lady's Going to boogie for you. She's going to turn around. (* Jumper turn around *) She's going to touch the ground. (* Jumper touch ground *) She's going to shimmy, shimmy, shimmy (* Jumper wiggles hips *) Till her drawers fall down. She never went to college. She never went to school. But when she came back, She was a nasty fool. *Lemon and lime Be on time Don't be late Just be on time. *Lincoln, Lincoln, I been thinking What the heck Have you been drinking? Looks like water Tastes like wine Oh my gosh, its turpentine. *Little Betty Blue Lost her shoe. What shall Betty do? Buy her another To match the other And then she'll walk in two. *Little George Washington Never told a lie. So he ran around the corner (* Jumper exits runs around bystander *) And stole a cherry pie. (* Jumper re-enters *) How many cherries did he get? Hot peppers! (* Calls fast turning *) 10, 20, 30, ... (* Continues counting *) *Little Miss Pinky Dressed in blue. Died last night At half past two. Before she died She told me this. When you jump rope Miss, miss, miss. (* Calls fast turning *) *Little Sally Waters Sitting in a saucer Crying and weeping Cause nobody loves her. Rise Sally, rise Sally. Turn to the east Sally. (* Jumper turns east *) Turn to the west Sally. (* Jumper turns west *) Turn to the one you like the best. (* Jumper turns to sweetheart *) *Mable, Mable, Set the table, Don't forget the salt, Vinegar, Mustard, Pepper! (* Calls fast turning *) *Mabel, Mabel Strong and able Get your elbows Off the table. I told you once. I told you twice. I'll never, never Tell you thrice. *Maggie, Maggie (* Comic character, circa 1911 *) Where is Jiggs? (* Comic character, circa 1911 *) Down in the cellar Eating pigs. How many pigs did he eat? One, two, three, ... (* Continues counting *) *Mama's going to have a baby. If it is a boy I'll buy it a toy. If it is a girl I hope it has curl. *Mama, Mama, I am sick. Call the doctor. Quick, quick, quick. How many pills Do I take? One, two, three, ... (* Continue counting *) *Margie drank lemonade. Margie drank beer. Margie drank some other drinks That made her feel queer. "Oops" said the lemonade. "Oops" said the beer. "Oops" said the other drinks That made her feel queer. *Margie drank some marmalade. Margie drank some pop. Margie drank some other things That made her stomach flop. Whoops went the marmalade. Whoops went the pop. Whoops went the other things That made her stomach flop. *Mary had a little lamb A lobster and some prunes A little pie, a little Coke And some macaroons. It made the naughty waiters Grin to see her order so. And when the carried Mary out Her face was white as snow. *Mary had a little car. Its color was painted red. Everywhere that Mary went The cops picked up the dead. Mary had a miniskirt. Its cloth was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went Her little rump would show. Mary had a little lime. She also had some gin. Everywhere that Mary went Was where she thought she'd been. Mary had a little lamb. And the doctor was surprised. *Mary had bread and jam Marmalade and treacle. A bit for you. A bit for me. And a bit for all the people *Mickey Mickey Mickey Mouse Laid an egg in Grandma's house. The egg was rotten Full of cotton. Mickey Mickey Mickey Mouse. *Mima mima Aunt Jamimer Lost a child and couldn't find her. Brother found her in the dell. Now she treats her very well. *Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the burning of the school. We have tortured all the teachers And broken all the rules. We are marching down the aisle Now to kill the principal. Our gang is marching on. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. *Miss Lucy had a tugboat. The tugboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven. The tugboat went to ... Hello operator. Give me number nine. If you disconnect me I'll kick you in the ... Behind the refrigerator There was a little glass. Miss Lucy sat upon it. It cut her in the... Ask me no more questions. I'll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their... Flies are in the country. Bees are in the air. Miss Lucy in the meadow In just her underwear. *Mississippi M (* Jumper feet pigeon toed *) I (* Jumper toe dots i over other foot *) Crooked letter (* Jumper bends knees, arch hands above head *) Crooked letter (* Jumper bends knees, arch hands above head *) I (* Jumper toe dots i over other foot *) Crooked letter (* Jumper bends knees, arch hands above head *) Crooked letter (* Jumper bends knees, arch hands above head *) I (* Jumper toe dots i over other foot *) Hump back (* Jumper raises toe to knee, hunches over *) Hump back (* Jumper raises toe to knee, hunches over *) I (* Jumper toe dots i over other foot *)